02/27/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Monday's Best Jokes: Cheney, Miss America And Blago (VIDEO)

Monday night's late-night hosts (including Letterman, who returned after a week off) poke fun at John McCain, Sarah Palin, Miss America and Gov. Blagojevich.

From Conan:

You could not watch television today without seeing Governor Blagojevich. Did you notice that?... Blagojevich did all these interviews and in one of them he compared himself to Martin Luther King. Blagojevich said 'I have a dream and for $100 I'll tell you about it.'"

More from Colbert, Letterman, Leno and Jon Stewart below.