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04/10/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Dickipedia: Alex Rodriguez

Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez (born July 27, 1975), nicknamed A-Rod, is a Dominican-American professional baseball player and a dick.

While Alex Rodriguez is generally considered to be one of the greatest baseball players of all time, it should be noted that, in this sport, even a person in this sort of physical condition can be considered an all-star.

Rodriguez is also the 6th highest paid athlete in the world, taking in $35 million dollars in 2008, an important fact to remember should anything below sound harsh.

In early 2009, Rodriguez finally admitted that he had used performance enhancing drugs, solidifying his position in the dick baseball hall of fame alongside Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens.

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