07/17/2009 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Bruno's Naked GQ Cover: Hotter Than Aniston's? (PHOTOS, POLL)

An impeccably waxed Sacha Baron Cohen poses as Bruno on the cover of the July GQ. Look familiar? He is striking the same pose as Jennifer Aniston did in January, when she posed for the magazine in nothing but a Brooks Brothers necktie.


Inside the Austrian fashionista dispenses style advice. Here's what Bruno had to say:

On the benefits of "manscaping":
It's more zan okay; it is most essential. Be careful if you do it yourself, though--yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed. Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching.

On where to store an iPhone:

Vhat ein stupid question. Keep it in your assistant's pocket, obwiously.

On the President's style:
Firstly, ich vant to say zat I find Obama an inspiration--it gives me great hope zat, after years of struggle, someone can at last get to ze White House, despite being incredibly hot. On ze other hand, it's slightly disappointing that he needed zat beard, Michelle, to help him--but vone shtep at a time.

On groom's attire for a heterosexual wedding:
If Brüno vas about to be married to a voman, I'd be vearing a noose.

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