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09/22/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

8 Ways To Stay Positive About This Stupid Recession

Hey, did you read that awesome title? I love this recession! Exclamation point! I want to stick my fear boner in this recession, and give it a brood of 10,000 thimble-sized Alexander Hamiltons. This is how I feel about the collapse of our economy. It's just great. I'm great. How are you?

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