12/01/2009 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Colbert: The Toilet Paper Battle Escalates To "World War 3-Ply" (VIDEO)

Wednesday night on The Colbert Report, Colbert joked about rectal splinters and using the next softest thing - a spotted owl - if environmentalists win the war against toilet paper. Check out this hilarious video highlighting some of the environmentalists' main arguments - apparently, the best TP is made of wood from ancient trees, and anything quilted is to the paper industry what a hummer is to the car industry.


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