Bill Gates and Steve Jobs have been battling each other for computer supremacy for about 25 years now. As far as we can see, neither has anything very nice to say about the other or his products. But at the end of the day, aren't they basically coming from the same place? They're both self-made geeks who got really, really rich. And they both seem to be just a wee bit drunk with power. Hey, we're not saying it's wrong. If we were the lords of the technology universe, maybe we'd say these things, too. Can you guess which CEO made which outrageous statement?