03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Karl Lagerfeld's 'Kraziest' Quotes: "I Am Sort Of A Vampire"

Chanel's creative director says the darndest things. Whether it's picking fights with "heavy" Heidi Klum, or calling Yves Saint Laurent "very middle-of-the-road French, very pied-noir, very provincial," or dissing "fat mothers with their bags of chips," Lagerfeld's krazy goes deep.

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