03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Mocking Mottos: Find Out What Really Defines Your State!

Hello, readers! We've decided it's time to update our state mottos...with lots and lots of mockery. Hundreds of you have submitted via email and comments to our little contest and we've posted the best below! (Special mention to Jason S. for sending this.)

State Mottos