03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Bobby Bottleservice's "Jersey Shore" Audition Tape (VIDEO)

You may know Bobby Bottleservice as one half of the Ed Hardy Boyz -- a crime-fighting force for all that is douchey in the world -- but now he's on his own, trying out for the new MTV show "Jersey Shore." Bobby, like many Italian-Americans, think "Jersey Shore" is a "minstrel show," but that hasn't stopped him from auditioning. He promises to "win" (despite the fact it's not a competition-based show) and respect women by not calling their breasts "cans." Amazing.


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