COMEDY
03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

The Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

Whether you've seen the show or not, we're betting you've heard of MTV's new reality show that has Italian-American groups up in arms. "Jersey Shore" follows a group of "Guidos" as they live and work together during the day and get drunk and stupid at night. The best part about the show? The nicknames. They all have them and they're all amazing:

  • Jenni "JWoww" Farley
  • Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino
  • Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
  • Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio
  • Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola

Well, now it's YOUR turn. With the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator you can turn your normal name into one that makes you sound like a douche! The folks at UnlikelyWords.com have made it easy: Just enter your name (let's pretend it's Kate Phillips), click your gender, and hit "fist pump." Then you see that your Jersey Shore nickname is "Hot Spot." Gross.