For those who think Christmas mass has gotten a little stale, leave it to little girl Melissa Bell to spice things up.
You may remember Melissa as the girl who proclaimed her love to Ashton Kutcher with a glowing piece of fan fiction. Well, she's back, and is armed with an extremely depressing story of marital failure. She regales the audience with the squirm-inducing tale under the guise of a speech about 'what Christmas means to her." We know it's a joke, but the looks on the others' faces are priceless.