03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

The 7 Ballsiest Ways Anyone Ever Quit Their Job

If you're like most people, you treat quitting with the false solemnity of a funeral for an annoying family pet. You stifle any PEACE BEYOOOOTCHs that have been building up inside you for years, act a little sad and maybe say a few thoughtful parting words.

Other folks just can't resist expressing exactly how they feel with an ass-loaded roman candle. These people approach quitting a job like like performance art, living the I'll show them dreams of frustrated employees everywhere, and occasionally showing us just how badly those dreams sometimes turn out ...