Whether you love or hate the "Jersey Shore," you have to admit it's a phenomenon. The amount of controversy and the number of parodies it's produced are already immeasurable, which is why we only highlight the best of the best. In this case, you won't want to miss out what the Internet does best: Use kids to mock adults. Adorable tots were all rounded up, blotted with something shoe-polish-esque, and gelled beyond recognition. They then reenacted the lives of "Jersey Shore" characters sans booze. Amazing.