05/02/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Cathy Horyn On Milan Fashion Week: 'An Eternity Of Bad Clothes Crammed Into Four Days'

The fall shows here, now that they're over, were a lot like an alcohol-free version of "The Lost Weekend," the 1945 Ray Milland film. What would that be like? An eternity of bad clothes crammed into four days with editors raging like shut-ins about the lack of fun ("Help, I need a drink!") and the blogger Bryanboy announcing on Twitter that he had scored a free fur jacket from Dolce & Gabbana.

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