Funny Or Die's newest video spoof tackles the wacky world of American Apparel modeling, introducing the company's first ad campaign for transgendered individuals (read: no one is safe from the clutches of sweatshop-free, 100 percent cotton/poly spandex/microfiber blend leotards). With prompts like, "You're an eagle and you just grabbed a mouse! Take it! Take it somewhere!" and "Someone has just given you a big bowl of Teddy Grams," ze perfects the hipster look.