05/26/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Facebook: I Quit (COLUMN)

"Hello. My name is Abby. I enjoy writing, dancing and riding my bike. My favorite books are Lolita and White Noise. I'm an infamous regular at Coffee News. I'm into video editing. I smoke like a chimney. I hate cooking. I like puns. I love my family."

Check it out. This little bio is made up of the tidbits gleaned from the "about me" section of my now defunct Facebook profile. Two years ago, this was my rather desperate attempt to appear quirky and likable.

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