06/09/2010 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

'The Notebook' Will Get You Laid! (VIDEO)

Most men already know that women love "The Notebook," but until now, they had no idea how easily it could get them laid. Now, even the biggest Nascar fan can get at least a good make-out session (a $17 value!) by purchasing "The Notebook" on DVD with all the Alzheimer's parts cut out (because you know, that's depressing). As soon as you pop in the DVD, "The Notebook" is "medically proven" to cause increased heart rate, heavy breathing, and salivation. Don't be surprised if you're doing the deed before Ryan even comes back from the war.