05/10/2010 03:39 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Teddy Bear Equipped For Destruction Of Innocence (PHOTO)

We have to say, we kind of like this idea. You give the teddy bear to your child when he/she is young, then reveal the hidden compartment when they are old enough. Sure, you wouldn't want your child to become addicted to any of these substances (plus - what is the rope for? Scary!), but after he/she reads a bit of Salinger, this kit is just enough for a few nights of reckless, innocent-ending behavior that will propel them into an interesting, literary-inspired lifestyle. Or, it will scar them for life. (via 9Gag)