05/26/2010 08:52 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Christian Audigier Condoms: Tackiest Man In Fashion Tackles Sex Industry

For the gel-haired, fake-tanned, studded t-shirt-wearing man in your life, Christian Audigier introduces his Sexline condoms. Distributed in sleek black packaging that reads "Monsieur Bond," the Christian Audigier condom is right for every occasion from sex in South Beach to fornicating along the Jersey Shore.

And for those who'd like the full experience as provided by arguably the tackiest man in fashion, there's also Ed Hardy lubricants and a line of sex toys coming soon.

(Thanks to The Gloss for the tip. Really.)