06/03/2010 01:27 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

England World Cup Coach Implementing Sex Surveillance

The players on Argentina's World Cup team are (somewhat) free to have sex throughout the upcoming tournament, but the stars on England's squads better not get any ideas.

According to the Daily Star, the team has gone far beyond merely banning sex during the World Cup. The newspaper reports that team coach Fabio Capello will be able to monitor his players in their hotel rooms, all thanks to the advanced surveillance technology.

Per the article, Capello "will be able to call on his stars 24 hours a day using their hotel televisions." One unhappy source fears that "it's going to be like Big Brother."

(Thanks Out of Bounds.)