06/03/2010 12:40 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

The Kelly Bensimon Metaphor Reel (VIDEO)

Kelly Bensimon is a lot of things, but an orator is not one of them. The 'Real Housewife' seems to have a tenuous grasp not only on sanity, but on the English language. In this video we've collected all her metaphors, similes and analogies for your viewing pleasure (?).