08/03/2010 01:24 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

The Eva Mendes Sex Tape (VIDEO)

When Eva Mendes saw that "Eva Mendes Sex Tape" was a top Google search, she knew what the Internet was asking of her-- to release a line of powerful adhesive for all your household needs! Introducing Eva Mendes' S.Ex Tape, the tape that S.ecures things Ex.tremely well. As Eva demonstrates, it will take on the "nastiest, dirtiest, most flexible" problems you have.