08/11/2010 12:19 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Colbert Honors Jet Blue Flight Attendant Steven Slater (VIDEO

Last night on "The Report" Colbert recognized Steven Slater, the Jet Blue flight attendant who quit his job this week by escaping down the emergency chute after an altercation with a passenger. Not only does Colbert not think Slater was in the wrong, but he made him his "Alpha Dog Of The Week."

After a passenger told Slater, "go f**k yourself," Slater got on the PA system and said "to the person who called me a motheerf**ker, f**k you" before grabbing a beer from the galley and escaping down the evacuation slide, "riding his balls like a sled" Stephen assumed.

But Colbert wasn't just impressed with Slater's extreme in-flight behavior. He praised his alpha dog for being mid-coitus when more than 20 police officers arrived at his house a few hours later to arrest him.

"This alpha dog just needed to relieve his Jet Blue balls," Stephen explained. "Sully Sullenberger - the bar has been raised."