09/24/2010 01:15 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Bethenny Frankel Mocks 'Housewives' Kelly & Jill, Discusses Her Own 'E.T.' Toe (VIDEO)

Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel just filmed one of those "Closet Confessions" for, and because she's Bethenny Frankel, this episode is especially entertaining.

In the video, Bethenny reveals that red is her power color, holds up a shiny number and says "This would be Kelly [Bensimon] because it is a shirt," and finds bird excrement on a Chanel clutch. Frankel then goes into newborn daughter Bryn's closet, holds up a tutu and says "she'll wear this to the the frozen food section." Finally the reality star goes into her enviable kitchen pantry-turned-shoe closet and says "My toe is hideous: it looks like E.T.'s finger, so it can only be a peep-toe."