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Isaac A. Stoltzfus, a 58 year-old district judge from Intercourse, PA was cited Tuesday on disorderly conduct charges after he hid condoms inside of acorns and handed them out to random women in the state Capitol complex, the AP reports.
Yes, a judge (as in a member of the judicial system) in INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania, hid condoms inside of acorns and gave them to unsuspecting women. It doesn't get much weirder than that.
Perhaps Stoltzfus thought he had been appointed as the new sex-ed teacher or "official creep" of PA instead of district judge when he gave out the surprises. Or maybe the acorns were meant as some convoluted pollination joke. Either way, it's one of the more ridiculous "stupid criminals" stories we've come across in a while.