It's hard to come up with a solid campaign theme, but you can't argue with the effectiveness of the one Sim City mayoral candidate Ed Ward is using. Anyone who has played the classic computer game knows that as mayor of Sim City, you have the power to summon tornadoes, giant lizard monsters and other natural disasters at will. So what's Ward's promise? Vote for him, and he won't burn down all the hospitals and destroy the city he built from scratch. How could he lose?