HUFFINGTON POST
01/24/2011 04:09 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

FDA Official On Onion News Network: 'Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable'

In this short clip from the new Onion News Network show on IFC, (fake) Deputy FDA Commissioner Steve Hoyer instructs Americans to "just eat a goddamn vegetable every once in a while": "You just buy a bag of f*cking carrots and you eat them the way you'd normally eat a package of hot dogs, okay?"