Whether you're celebrating your love, your secret crush or your single status today, chances are you'll chomp down on a few of those tiny, antacid-looking candy hearts with sayings on them. Aside from being a V-Day classic, it's also really fun to imagine what other hilarious, vulgar or absurd messages you could print on the candies besides "Be mine." While this sort of happened in real life the other day, Twitter has taken to coming up with their own using the hashtag #CandyHeartRejects. We just couldn't resist posting the best ones here today. Happy Valentine's Day!