02/22/2011 12:13 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

6 Awards That Would Actually Make The Oscars Worth Watching

Yeah, we get that the Oscars are already way too long. And we have no problem tossing some recognition to the best "Documentary (Short Subject)" and the best live-action and animated short films. We just don't think they should be televised. Nobody's seen any of the movies. Meanwhile, some of the greatest moments ever captured on film haven't gotten so much as a validated parking ticket from the Academy.

Why? Because there's no award for...