03/22/2011 01:57 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Coolest Guy To Ever Ride The Subway? (NSFW VIDEO)

A lot of people are going to post this video because of the clearly disturbed man yelling and demanding to be called by his name, "Bloody Loco." We find the situation more unsettling than comedic and clearly so do the other passengers.

So why are we highlighting this? Because what we do find funny, and absolutely amazing, is the recipient of Mr. Loco's attention: he may be the calmest, coolest, most relaxed man on the planet. His approach to dealing with this potentially explosive situation is zen-like in its restraint. In short, we have a new hero.

So consider this our "missed connection" post:

You: Calm in the face of danger, an avid reader and a knock-out in cashmere sweaters.

Us: In love with your quiet masculinity, grace under pressure and obvious regard for your fellow man. Tweet us so we can take things to the next level.

Note: This video contains strong language.