03/29/2011 06:54 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Funny Joke: The Pregnant Woman

A pregnant woman is driving down the street and gets into a fender bender, and is out cold for a week. When she awakens, she realizes that she is no longer pregnant.

"What happened to my baby!" she frantically asks the doctor.

"Ma'am, you had twins!" the doctor replies. " A healthy boy and a girl. Your Uncle Jack came in and named them."

"Oh no, the woman says. "Not Uncle Jack! He's an idiot!"

She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"


"Wow," the woman says, "that's not such a bad name--I like it! What's the boy's name?"


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