04/27/2011 03:37 pm ET Updated Jun 27, 2011

Tina Fey's Fashion Advice From Bossypants: Cinch Baggy Silhouettes With A Fanny Pack

The folks at The Frisky got their hands on Tina Fey's Bossypants, the first thing we're going to read after the Royal Wedding/White House Correspondents' Dinner/Met Gala/apocalypse. In it, the comedienne offers some sage fashion advice:

A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’ His point being that most designers, no matter what they throw onto the runway, favor simple, flattering pieces for themselves. Anyone who has never met me can tell you that fashion has always been very very very very very very very important to me. For example, I once told my cousin that my dream would be ‘if the whole store Express was my closet!’ How prescient, because now, of course, I wear nothing but Express. It can’t be said enough. Don’t concern yourself with fashion; stick to simple pieces that flatter your body type … By 19, I had found my look. Oversize T-shirts, bike shorts, and wrestling shoes. To prevent the silhouette from being too baggy, I would cinch it at the waist with my fanny pack. I was pretty sure I would wear this look forever. The shirts allowed me express myself with cool sayings like ‘There’s No Crying in Baseball’ and ‘Universität Heidelberg,’ the bike shorts showed off my muscular legs, and the fanny pack held all my trolley tokens. I was nailing it on a daily basis. Find something like this for yourself as soon as possible.

We're not even going to insert a joke here, lest we detract from Ms. Fey's wisdom.

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