05/16/2011 02:39 pm ET Updated Jul 16, 2011

The Stockholm Syndrome Theory Of Long Novels

I used to be the kind of reader who gives short shrift to long novels. I used to take a wan pleasure in telling friends who had returned from a tour of duty with War and Peace or The Man Without Qualities with that I've-seen-some-things look in their eyes--the thousand-page stare--that they had been wasting their time. In the months it had taken them to plough through one book by some logorrheic modernist or world-encircling Russian, I had read a good eight to ten volumes of svelter dimensions.