We've been rolling our eyes on the regular ever since rumors started swirling that Prince Harry was seeing Pippa Middleton. In a (hyphenated) word: puh-leeze.
Now, Harry has set the record straight, telling reporters at the Hard Rock Calling concert in London on Friday night that he's unattached, the Daily Mail writes.
Prince Charming said, "Pippa? Ha! No, I am not seeing anyone at the moment. I'm 100 percent single." Hold the phone -- 100 percent single...what about Chelsy Davy? You know what: not even going to go there.
He added, "I'm working a lot at the moment, so dating and watching TV are the last things I have time for....I am hoping to get a holiday in August. I haven't been to South Africa in a long time, so maybe I'll go there."