This little, er... big guy is an elephant seal, and he's tuckered himself out. See the funny shape of his nose? During mating season it's really helpful in luring the ladies to his part of the beach. While sleeping, it's just plain adorable.
We know it's not polite to laugh and stare, but come on, look at that little flappy face. Can we help it if the very body part he uses to attract women is the same we find oh-so-cute?