"Hey, y'all want to come over for my mullets, beers and trampoline party? Hell, yeah, you do."
The art of drunken trampolining may be dying, but at least some responsible practitioners had the foresight to capture it in stunning slow motion for the next generation, complete with a smooth jam score. And they gave us all the important POVs in this short clip.
But remember, don't try this at home. Growing a mullet is very tricky and can be dangerous.