In case you haven't heard, it is hot. Really hot. Really, really hot.
Seriously, if Congress' AC went out, we'd have a vote to raise the debt ceiling in about ten minutes if that meant they could hit the pool.
The country is sweating out a scorcher of a week as temperatures have in Northeastern cities from Boston down to Washington, D.C. pushing -- and breaking into -- the 100s.
So how hot is it, really? Why, it's so hot, that ...