07/31/2011 02:47 pm ET Updated Sep 30, 2011

Windshield Wiper Bird Can't Be Bothered To Move (VIDEO)

Some days, there is not a thing on this planet you could be prevailed upon to care about. Deadlines? Screw em. Groceries? You'll get some later. Being practical is for other people.

This bird epitomizes that life view.

Sure, it might be raining, and there might be natural predators within a foot of his body, but he is going to sit on this windshield wiper no matter what. Because he can.

Right on, bird. Right on.


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