08/11/2011 05:24 pm ET Updated Oct 11, 2011

'Corporations Are People' Proved By Craigslist Missed Connections (SLIDESHOW)

Finally, Mitt Romney had the tommyknockers to say it. Corporations are indeed people, friends. For those of you who don't believe it, we have uncovered evidential proof in the most likely of places: Craigslist. Check out these "missed connections" personals we found. If this doesn't prove Mitt's point, we simply don't know what does.