"Barney's movie had heart, but 'Football in the Groin' had a football in the groin."
At the end of each month, it is necessary that we, as a culture, take a look at the most heartwarming examples of faildom from the last thirty days. Most of us think we go through our lives without recognizing that indeed, to fail is human, and also human is the ability to laugh uproariously at ten minutes of people falling down.
Our only regret is that these fail compilations will put Tom Bergeron out of his "America's Funniest Home Videos" job. Yes, it's still on the air, and yes, we're sorry, Tom.