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10/03/2011 03:54 pm ET Updated Dec 03, 2011

20 Things You'll Buy This Fall (But Really Shouldn't)

Here are three universal truths about scarves: they make you look stupid, there is no good place to put them when you take them off, and you will lose the one you're about to buy before the end of the season. They are the sunglasses of cold weather. Yes, they serve a reasonable purpose, protecting your throat from inclement forces, but before you shell out the big bucks on your woolly gorget, remember that you already possess the means to shield your neck. They're called shoulders and a chin...

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