10/07/2011 09:16 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Fallon's Newest 'Do Not Read' List For The Fall (VIDEO)

Let's face it: It's not that hard to get kids to not read these days. But as Jimmy Fallon says in the newest edition of his "Do Not Read" list, the fall is the time for kids to get holed up in the library, hidden in stacks of books and absorbing knowledge like a good scholarly student.

Of course, Fallon can barely say he was a bookworm as a kid while maintaining a straight face.

Check out the two-part "Do Not Read" list, which is about half composed of real books Fallon warns against reading at all costs, and half Fallon and announcer Steve Higgins ad-libbing a song about the first book, "Conrad's Quest For Rubber."

WATCH: Part 1

WATCH: Part 2