It's hard to believe that the character Batman was created over 70 years ago. By our calculation, that means that Batman is decidedly not in proper shape to continue fighting crime... at all. And yet the superhero is busier than ever: Not only is the final film of Christopher Nolan's trilogy in production (and may make an appearance at Occupy Wall Street, to boot), fans of the comic book hero have probably checked out the new video game, "Batman: Arkham City."
But Conan O'Brien played a clip of the game and noticed that just as he suspected, Batman is a little too old for this stuff. Like, way too old. Maybe Batman should consider taking down the criminal underbelly of Boca Raton instead. For Batman may not be the old geezer we deserve, but he's the geezer we need.