While some things--nudity, free food, relieving stress in loud, dangerous, or otherwise inappropriate ways--are keystones of every college experience, these eight traditions have gained notoriety for encouraging students to bike, smoke, and streak their way to collegiette™ infamy. We already gave you a list of things every college student should do before graduation, but consider these traditions the A-team. The Varsity starters. The executive board of the "college experience" club. Warning: the following traditions may cause excessive pride, jealousy, and/or embarrassment.
1. Mirror Lake Jump -- Ohio State University
You'd have to be a nut to jump into a frozen lake...or at least a Buckeye. On the eve of the Ohio State vs. Michigan football game, thousands of students shed their scarlet and grey and make a pilgrimage to Mirror Lake, whereupon the bravest (also see: dumbest) jump in. Along with hypothermia, frostbite, and countless cases of the common cold, some swear that the annual jump is partially responsible for Ohio State's seven-game winning streak against the Wolverines. (Although doctors, nervous administrators, and concerned parents are convinced there is no correlation.)
2. Marathon Monday -- Boston University
For runners, the third Monday in April, the day of the Boston Marathon, marks the high point in a career of grueling physical strain and unwavering mental determination; for BU students, the marathon marks the high point of the social season. Thanks to a bogus holiday ("Patriot's Day"--a commemoration of the battles of Lexington and Concord?) Bostonians have the day off to throw parties, cheer for the runners, and roam the warming streets. 5:30am wake-up calls, pre-marathon beer-pong marathons, and waffle breakfasts at sunrise start the day's festivities, and the fun doesn't stop until the last runner crosses the finish line. (Which BU students assume happens sometime early the next morning...)
3. Naked Quad Run -- Tufts University
Tufts' Naked Quad Run (popularly referred to as 'NQR') is one of the rare moments in life in which a person may find it socially acceptable to get completely naked and run laps around a field in the middle of a Boston winter. With hot chocolate nearby and plenty of (creepy) bystanders to bear witness, students run nude laps around the Rez Quad on the last evening of classes before the final exam period begins. Although the run is currently under attack by university president Larry Bacow--apparently running around an icy hill naked is dangerous?--many students are convinced the tradition will live on.
4. Hash Bash -- The University of Michigan
Every spring, thousands of Michigan students join the left-wing, hippie community of Ann Arbor for a joyful celebration of, well, pot. Crowds gather on the Diag with "Legalize Mary Jane" banners, music plays, tie-dye is worn, paraphernalia is sold, and the only thing more prevalent than Bob Marley t-shirts is the smell of marijuana. Since medical marijuana is legal in the state and possession is only a civil infraction (when the possession is not on university property), there's not a whole lot to kill the collective buzz. Add good weather and baked goods, and you have a foolproof recipe for an infamous college tradition.