12/15/2011 01:59 pm ET Updated Feb 14, 2012

Nicki Minaj And Lil Wayne Selected As Teachers Of The Year

Pizza is now a vegetable and Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne are award-winning educators. Did they spend time in another country teaching at-risk students to read and write? Nope.

South Florida-based Better Education Place (BEP) bestowed the hip-hop acts with the honorary degrees because of the sway they have over children, reports Broward New Times's County Grind blog.

According to the press release, Minaj and Weezy, along with actual teachers, were judged on: ability to capture and maintain attention, the ability to move their audience or create interaction, the ability to inspire, effective use of language, use of memory devices, ability to transform behavior or make them do as you do, and the quality of the content. Melvin El, CEO of BEP, told New Times:

They're teaching them better -- in many cases -- than teachers in the classrooms. Of course they were waning on the content -- they weren't teaching the things that would make kids successful in life, but again, the point that my team was making is that they're teaching kids in an abundant way.

He cited that kids "can sing almost every song on the radio, particularly rap. I've seen them repeat complex lyrics from rap songs that I couldn't even do." So here are some of the lessons imparted by BEP's Teachers of the Year.

Nicki Minaj's "Super Bass"

And he ill, he real, he might got a deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach

And Lil Wayne's "Lollipop"

I get her on top she drop it like it hot
And when I'm at the bottom she Hillary Rodham
The middle of the bed
Giving getting head, giving getting head, giving getting head

Hey, at least they're getting some education on the Secretary of State, right?

Not that anyone is paying too much attention to honors bestowed by BEP. Florida's Department of Education shows reputable taste when they pick their annual Teacher of Year. But when schools pick their own, they run into some trouble.

Earlier this year, a Mount Dora High School Teacher of the Year was reassigned after he posted homophobic Facebook comments after gay marriage was approved in New York.

His exact words: "But don't insult a man and woman's marriage by throwing it in the same cesspool as same-sex whatever! God will not be mocked. When did this sin become acceptable???"

Mount Dora would have been better off picking Minaj and Weezy. Here they are performing some Lap Dancing 101 at BankAtlantic Center: