01/06/2012 02:43 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Vogue Italia QVC Shoot Pictures Gucci, Alexander McQueen Sold On TV (PHOTOS)

What If Gucci and Alexander McQueen were sold on QVC?

For one, all of our grandmas' friends would be a lot more stylish.

Vogue Italia's coy new photoshoot places models in haute couture on a simulated home shopping channel runway, complete with faux phone numbers you can call to order the goods, bright fluorescent lights and a glass tiled background wall.

But lest anyone be confused, Vogue Italia has this caveat for you:

Warning! All prices, telephone numbers, deadlines, that is to say all the writings superimposed onto the images are invented and have no reference to reality. It is only a game.

It's almost too bad: we'd love to have some spring 2012 Gucci dresses delivered right to our door.

Check out the shoot below, and see even more mock-HSN photos at Vogue Italia.