01/19/2012 02:08 pm ET

David Hasselhoff High Heels Pics Are Cracking Us Up (PHOTOS)

"Baywatch" and "Knight Rider" may be long over, but David Hasselhoff has found plenty of ways to keep busy.

No, not by making vulgar viral videos, becoming a celebrity in New Zealand or by having a crab named after him (although he did, indeed, do all those things).

Hasselhoff has been getting dressed up in heels.

In these Bauer-Griffin photos, the Hoff is shown wearing sparkly platform booties (from where we're sitting, they look like Jeffrey Campbell) and dancing around with puppies and his girlfriend, Hayley Roberts. He was filming "Celebrity Apprentice Australia," which would explain the cameras filming him. It still doesn't explain the shoes.

We're really not sure what else to say about the photos, except that you really just have to see The Hoff In Heels to believe it.

David Hasslehoff in High Heels