The 2/10 Would Not Bang meme parodies ridiculous dating standards and gender stereotypes by pointing out arbitrary and usually made-up flaws on photos of attractive women to some pretty hilarious results. Oh really? You won't date a supermodel because her bra and underwear don't match? Okay, 4Chan.
We loved the meme and it got us wondering, what else won't we do? So we threw together some spinoffs of our own -- would not eat, would not watch, would not save, etc. and we'd love for you guys to do the same.
So take a look at our examples below, and then get cracking on some of your own.