Jon Glaser has finally made it: He watched a dude from VICE get a falcon inked onto his arm in a Brooklyn tattoo parlor.
Sure, Glaser is the star and creator of Adult Swim's "Delocated," which, now in its third season, is absolutely one of the funniest shows on the air right now. And the rest of his resume, including a long stint writing for Conan O'Brien and a terrific humor book called "My Dead Dad Was in ZZ Top," ain't bad either.
But really, you haven't made it until an online video interview you do with VICE (in this case, Thobey Campion) is permanently memorialized by on human skin? What starts as a simple video interview -- in which Jon gives his beer "wings" by folding back the beer labels on the neck, which we also hope becomes a national craze -- quickly moves to Greenpoint Tattoo Co.
Somehow, the interview continues even as Thobey is getting inked up. While painful-sounding needles are plunging into human flesh behind them, Glaser reveals that in the third season, his character "Jon" (not his real name -- he's in the Witness Protection program) decides that he's going to be a pro basketball player. So if the idea of a lanky white guy in a ski mask dunking sounds good to you, watch Adult Swim on Thursdays at midnight to follow the show.
Meanwhile, we get to see the final tattoo at the end of the video, and angry falcon gets the best caption possible. For a joke tattoo that Campion will have to live with for the rest of his life, he could do a lot worse than one dreamed up by Jon Glaser.