02/11/2012 03:46 am ET

'Bachelor' Bombs, 'Smash' Eyerolls And More: The Week In Ouch

In the second installment of our weekly roundup of brutal, if over the top, reviews, a desperate "Bachelor" contestant made critics cringe when she tried to teach Bachelor Ben how to kiss, a disgruntled artist claimed she invented polka-dots, and Channing Tatum became the guy who is just "perpetually short of breath."

For our entertainment-loving audience, we've collected reviews from Vulture, The Guardian and even some of our friends at HuffPost and Moviefone to get the snarkiest commentary on the latest movies, TV shows, music, books, and art.

Let us know who you think got a fair critique, and which reviews were simply too harsh in the comments.